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Joel wondered, “I don’t get it. What does she mean by Male Shorts?”
Well Joel, this is the part of the website devoted to short stories from men over 50.
“Oh, I’ve got one!”
I’ll bet with all the traveling you do that you have many!
Guido wrote, “Cool site. Here’s my addition to Male Shorts”
A little Florida beach humor.....
A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a deserted beach in Boca Raton, Florida. She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
"How are you today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely, she countered.
"Do you live around here?" She asked. "Yes, I live in Delray Beach” he answered, and again he resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you
like pussy cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and
asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied. "How did you know my name was Katz?
Guido’s returns with a tale from New York!
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her
"You have so much to live for, said the man. Look, I'm a sailor, and we're off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted.
That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
What are you doing here? asked the captain.
I have an arrangement with one of the sailors, she replied. He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe.
I see," the captain says.
Plus, she adds, He's screwing me.
He certainly is, replied the captain. This is the Staten Island Ferry.
